At Home LearningNo desks will be placed in rows--anyway, there are no desks.
No blackboard shall hang on the wall at an adult’s eye level.
No textbooks allowed unless previously censored by the child.
No bells will ring except for the door and telephone. . . and yes, you can answer them.
No raising your hand to speak; just wait until I’m stopped interrupting to finish what you have to say.
No child shall write lines except to doodle on recycled paper.
No lining up except at the grocery check-out and automatic bank teller.
Stop all fights in the "school yard" by bringing the cat inside.
No running in the halls because you might trip over the cat.
Eat whenever you want; just don’t leave the fridge door open.
All home work must be done, especially keeping your room clean.
Go to the bathroom whenever, but please flush the toilet!
Recess is all day -- just use it wisely and have fun!